16.3.09

Via Tweetarosa

Stations along the Via Twitterosa

1. Look at all these people

2. These people are listening to me!

3. There aren't enough people listenting to me.

4. Why are all those people following someone named Robert Scoble?

5. I don't want to be followed by an account with no posts and no location.

6. There are more people listening to me!

7. I refuse to retweet myself, or follow Jimmie Fallon.

5. How can you tell if someone is crazy on Twitter?

6. Okay, that link to a Russian dating service that ripped off Facebook pix is not good.

7. I need more followers!

8. I don't want that guy from here following me. People from my area suck at Twitter.

9. The number of followers doesn't matter at all. I am learning a lot and meeting interesting people.

10. How does someone named Big Shoe get 10,000 followers! Damn.

11. Why doesn't that Important Person ever respond to my @tweets?

12. I must not be as clever and interesting as I thought. I still only have xx followers.

14. All the Important People on Twitter are really pricks. I am unfollowing them all.

15. Geez, my Twitalyze score just dropped. I must be doing something wrong here.

16. All twitterers need to get a life.

17. I need more followers. I will just use TweetDeck and reTweet anything interesting.

18. Dammit, my Twitalyzer score is dropping again. How can that guy in Barcelona keep it up?

19. Am I supposed to know the name "jeff Jarvis?" Do all twitterers know him, but me?

20. I hate this thing.

21. I am cancelling my account.

22. Yikes, that guy with the business column thanked me for ReTweeting him!

23. Look at all the people here.

24. These people are listening to me!